Christmas Catalog

Naughty Knot

Naughty Knot

Price: $16.97*
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Knot, knot, who's there? It's a special delivery--your sweetheart wrapped in nothing but this festive holiday bow. Tuck the Naughty Knotā„¢ under her pillow with a note that she's the best present a guy like you could ever hope for.


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A Christmas Story Monopoly

A Christmas Story Monopoly

Price: $38.98*
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Relive the funniest and most memorable scenes from the holiday classic film as you buy, sell and trade treasured mementos like Ralphie's BB Gun, the Hubcap Full Of Nuts, and Randy's Snowsuit.


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Santa's Outhouse

Santa's Outhouse

Price: $17.98*
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We're not sure what Santa's up to, but we're pretty sure it's not the stockings he's filling!


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Animated Tree Face

Animated Tree Face

Price: $19.98*
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This versatile, Animated Christmas Tree Face entertains your guests 3 ways. Simply attach it to your tree with the provided ties. Press demo button or set to motion activation and tree tells one of 6 hilarious holiday jokes or sings one of 3 song parodies.


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Dancing Sexy Mrs Claus

Dancing Sexy Mrs Claus

Price: $25.98*
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Now we know why Santa finishes the job in one night--he's racing home to his sexy wife! Decked-out in a festive red evening gown, she launches into a steamy version of "Santa Baby" when you press her button!


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Mooning Santa

Mooning Santa

Price: $19.98*
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This Santa is BAD! The perfect gift for someone who deserves a dump, I mean lump (of coal, of course) in his stocking. Just put the friendly looking Santa on any table or shelf, then enjoy the fun! As your guests walk by, the motion activated Santa greets them happily.


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